These 4 classified ads appeared in a newspaper on 4 consecutive days.

Last 3 hopelessly trying to correct 1st day's mistake...

MON : For sale - Vishal has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Joshi who lives with him cheap.

TUES : Notice: We regret having erred in Vishal's ad yesterday. It should have read,
"One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs. Joshi, who lives with her after 7PM."

WED : Notice: Vishal has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows:
"For sale - Vishal has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Joshi who loves him.

THURS : Notice: I, Vishal, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Joshi. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit!