[I hope you didn't see this before, this is really sweet ]

So a young man stands in the waiting room.. smoking frantically like a locomotive. His wife was to give birth. Hours passed and he grew very concerned.

Finally, the doctor came out of the operating room, holding a baby by its leg. He whistles carelessly as he maneuvers the baby as if it were a puppet. Our man was in shock. The doctor drops the baby, and a cracking noise was heard. Blood started dripping from the baby's crushed head. Our man nearly fainted.
The doctor approached him smiling, and said:
"Come on, cheer up, I was only joking!" ..

"He died at birth, just like your wife."