Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a p*u**y to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit. Using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvot he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fith was a fisherman, nasty as hell. Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whos name was McGee. Touched it and blessed it and said it could pea.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and f**ked it and called it a cu*t.