X-Rated Movie> >> >Judi decides to do something wild she hasn't done before,> >so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.> >She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects > >a title that sounds very stimulating.> >She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and > >puts the tape in the VCR.> >To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she > >calls the video store to complain.> >> >Judi: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the > >tape, but static."> >Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those > >tapes. Which title did you rent?"> >Judi: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'> >>