A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff whena lizard  walks past,
looks up and says to the monkey, "Wha gwaan?"
The monkey says, "Yu wan some?." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to
the monkey and they burn the herb.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry'and that he's going to get
a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river
and leans over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans
too far over, and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims
over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, "What's the matter
with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a
tree smoking a spliff with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him
to fall into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off, where
he finds the tree and the monkey is still
sitting and puffing on hisjoint.  He looks up and says "Hey you!"
The Monkey looks down and says, "A wah de Bloodclaat dis?!......
  A how much water you drink?!!