Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the
street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again...for no reason."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big
deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

The brunette says, "Oh sure ... but he always has expectations
after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the
next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"