A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says
that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams
in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes
her ankle and screams and so it goes on.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."