A retard (mentally-handicapped; w/e) walks into a store and says, "I wanna fob". The manager isn't quite sure what he wants, "What do you want?", the retard repeats, "I want A Fob". The manager gets that he wants a job, but doesn't want to turn him down because he would feel bad. Instead he instructs the retard to go out into the world, and collect three things, a bucket, a gallon of gas, and a c**cker spaniel.

The retard goes to a hardware store. "I wanna f**k it" The clerk is perplexed because the only other person around is an old lady, so the clerk says, "No you want someone much younger". The retard repeats, "I wanna f**k it". The clerk understands and gives him a bucket, gratis.

Moving on he goes to humane society. "I wanna c**ck and spank it" shcoked the lady tells the retard leave immeadieatly. The retard repeats, "I wanna c**ck and spank it" Calmer the lady give the retard a c**cker spaniel to take with him.

Lastly the retard goes to a gas station and demands for some "ass!" The people here pick up faster and fill his bucket with gas for free. After his bucket is filled, his dog suddenly runs away, he turns to the gas station man and says, "Hold my ass and f**k it, while i go grab my c**ck and spank it"