37. Im so smart now. Everyones always like take your top off. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. Im not stupid. Paris Hilton

36. Whats Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff? Paris Hilton

35. The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. Michael Jackson

34. If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. Cyndi Lauper

33. Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost an important part of your life. Brooke Shields

32. [I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me. Madonna

31. Its really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. Axl Rose

30. Id rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when Im forty-five. Mick Jagger

29. Its not that I dislike many people. Its just that I dont like many people. Bryant Gumbel

28. I look at [modeling] as something Im doing for black people in general. model Naomi Campbell

27. When Im really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesnt look at me, hes probably gay. Kathleen Turner

26. When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to? Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders

25. We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees. NBA player Jason Kidd

24. Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex. Charles Barkley

23. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, its Big Business. Donald Trump

22. You know, it really doesnt matter what [the media] write as long as youve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. Donald Trump

21. He speaks English, Spanish, and hes bilingual too. Don King

20. From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs Ive ever seen on a running back. John Madden

19. Predictions are difficult, especially about the future. Yogi Berra

18. The word genius isnt applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. Joe Theismann

17. I dont think anybody should write his autobiography until after hes dead. Samuel Goldwyn

16. I never get bored, because theres always different puzzles, Im wearing different clothes, theres different contestants, theres different prizes. Vanna White

15. I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states. Racquel Welch

14. I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. Britney Spears

13. Ive never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I dont like eating fish. And I know thats very popular out there in Africa. Britney Spears

12. So, wheres the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? Christina Aguilera

11. I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if its true lightness. Alicia Silverstone

10. Ive got taste. Its inbred in me. David Hasselhoff

9. I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I cant help it. Im just a cliché of myself. Keanu Reeves

8. Im not anorexic. Im from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? Ive never heard of one. And that includes me. Jessica Simpson

7. Is this chicken or is this fish? I know its tuna but it says chicken of the sea. Jessica Simpson

6. Im sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. Shes looking like a rock scientist. Tara Reid

5. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. Arnold Schwarzenegger

4. I love California. I grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle

3. You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. George W. Bush

2. Too many OB/GYNs arent able to practice their love with women all across the country. George W. Bush

1. Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning? George W. Bush