Two guys, one old (81) , John and one young (28), David , are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy David , says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
Wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy John says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your Wife
Look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big
boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look
like?"

The old guy John says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.