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Sleeping Beauty and Friends



Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all
talking together one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most
beautiful girl in the
world."

Tom Thumb said, "I MUST be the smallest person in the
world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely HAVE to be the most
disgusting person in the
world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of
World Records office to
have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking
deliriously happy. "It's
official; I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now
officially the
smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly
confused and says, "Who
the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?


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rorororo Thats cruel! Leave rosie alone! (She deserve it though giggle.gif )

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Crazypickney wrote:

rorororo Thats cruel! Leave rosie alone! (She deserve it though giggle.gif )




u seem to always take words out a mi mouth ro



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kinda funny

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