Tony was sitting in a crowded bar when Bobby, a "friend" of his who
was
always broke, approached him and whispered in his left ear:  "Tony,
beg
yuh a $20 nuh?"
Tony, pretending to be hard of hearing, said: "Whe  yu seh? Ah caan
hear yuh!"
Bobby repeated: "Beg yuh a $20 nuh?"  Tony pretended to be still
unable  to hear.  Bobby then went around to Tony's right ear and said:
"Beg   yuh a $50 nuh?"
Tony replied, "Boss, ah beg yuh go back to de $20 ears!"