> A Jamaican lady pregnant with twins was in a car accident and went
> into a coma.   During the coma she gave birth to twins, a boy and a
> girl. Sometime later when she awoke from the coma, she was told
> that she had given birth and that her brother had been nice enough
> to name them.
> The mother was extremely upset to hear this.  She told the nurse
> that they never should have let her brother name the children
> because he was an idiot from the country.  The nurse assured
> her that he had done rather well; he named the little girl
> "Denise".  The mother seemed to be okay with that, so she asked what
> he had named her son.  The nurse replied,  "Denephew.