One day this hunter drives his truck out into the forest, in the trunk he has a pistol, a shotgun and a rocket launcher.

So he stops off in the middle of the woods, grabs his pistol out of the trunk and goes off on foot in search of bear.

He sees one drinking down by the stream, he slowly aims the gun, and BANG! he shoots the bear and it falls down to the floor, not 2 seconds later he gets a tap on the shoulder, he turns around to find the bear standing right in front of him, the bear says "look mate, that really hurt, so im gonna give u 2 choices, either i rip you to shreds, or i bumf**k you" so the hunter thinks, o s**t what should i do?, but seen as he dosent want to die he lets the bear bumf**k him.

Afterwards he's really pissed off about the bear incedent, so he crawls back to his car, grabs his shotgun and goes out in search to kill that same bear.

He finds the bear he's looking for, so BANG BANG BANG! he shoots and the bear falls to the floor, yet only 2 seconds later he is tapped on the shoulder, he turns around to find the bear standing in front of him, so the bear says "alright mate, that hurt, so you've got 2 choices, i bumf**k you, or i rip you to shreds" so once again the hunter who doesn't want to die lets him bumf**k him.

So now the hunter is really really pissed off, so he goes back to his car, pulls out his rocket launcher and goes off in search for that bear.

He comes across the bear, he aims the rocket and BOOM! the bear blows up. But once again he is tapped on the shoulder, he turns around to face the bear is behind him, the bear says " look mate, just between you and me, you're not really in this for the hunting are ya"