this one's long and only to be read by the person that got some sense of humor

in the land of "NATT", Simon and Frank were best friends and have been since they knew themselves. Growing up, Simon was always the one with the brains ans Frank was the trouble maker. Now that they were older, Simon was an adviser to the king and Frank was just as his old self. now the king had the most beautiful wife the world had ever seen which and Frank lusted after her day and night. he finally came to himself and said that he'd be satisfied with just suckin on her breasts as he cannot have her. he asks his friend Simon to help him get to suck on the queen's breasts and he (Frank) would in turn pay him one million dollars as reward!

Simon reluctantly agrees and immediately comes up with a plan, he sneaks into the queen's chambers while she was taking a bath and put some itch (scratch bush) in her bra. when she finished and put them on she started to feel some horrible itching on her breasts. it came to the king's attention and he (the king) related it to Simon, requesting his "wise" solution. Quickly Simon says that it was a dreaded disease which would make the breasts fall off unless they are soothed by a "special" saliva, which his good friend Frank happened to be blessed with.

frank is summoned, and he and the queen is brought into her chambers where he has his dream come through, he licks, sucks, slurps etc. on the queen's breasts until all the itching was gone. News was brought to the king and he rewarded Frank for his "blessed" saliva which cured and preserved his beloved wife.
That evening Simon turned up at Frank's house askin for His money, but Frank being the trouble maker he was decided that he was not giving him any money. Simon pleaded with him to repay him or he would regret it but Frank was adamant.

Simon was very very angry and as he stormed home his angry face turned into a devilish smile as he had come up with a plan. He went into the king's chambers and put some of the same itch (scratch bush) into the king's undergarment. the king took his shower as usual and was in the process of putting on his clothes when he felt itch all over his pubic area and bottom, Simon his adviser was called and he told him that he had the same disease that his wife had earlier which could only be cured by that "special saliva"!!!!


AND Frank was summoned...........



and Simon the wise had his last laugh....

lol....geeze

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aone me see doah

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nice

ra** get ketch