Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Chatbox
Please login or register to participate in the chat
djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
December 31st
sayhello blessed new year
 
tallboss876 wrote
November 16th
hail
 
djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
Oct 15, 2024
anyone dehya
 
Mediiazone Forums → MZ @ 2013 :: A Owa Endz → Funny Stuff → PATOIS 101 !!!!!
 

Topic: PATOIS 101 !!!!!

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Wide (rest of width)
Narrow (200px)
STAINLESS
Wscript.Echo"Beam mi up" & stain.CName
Status: Offline
Posts: 4488
Date:

PATOIS 101 !!!!!
Permalink  
 A fe me "cyar."
Translation: "It's my car."

"Mi a go lef tiday."
Translation: "I am leaving today."

"Im too haad eaize."
Translation: "He/She is too stubborn."

"Axe har de question."
Translation: "Ask her the question."

"Im badda dan dem." "Nuh bodda mi."
Translation: "He is worse than they are." "Don't bother me."

"Bare dog dung inna dat yard."
Translation: "There are only dogs in that yard."

"No bodda bawl im soon cum bak."
Translation: "Don't bother crying he'll soon be back."

"Sell mi wan bokkle a iyl."
Translation: "Sell me a bottle of oil."

"Dat a mi bredda."
Translation: "That is my brother."

"Is who bruk de bokkle a iyl?"
Translation: "Who broke the bottle of oil?"

"Coodeh, yuh see de big bud eena de tree?"
Translation: "Look at the big bird in the tree."

"Bwaay! Mi did tink de test wudda eazy."
Translation: "Boy! I though that test would have been easy.

"The parson sey de marriage cerfitikit soon cum inna de mail."
Translation: "The pastor said that the marriage certificate will be coming soon in the mail."

"Mi love chaklit cake with nuff icenin."
Translation: "I love chocolate cake with plenty of icing."

"Mi a go bak a wuk pan Chewsday."
Translation: "I am going back to work on Tuesday."

"Di chuck want tree new tyres."
Translation: "The truck will need three new tires."

"Cuyah, she gwan lak she nice eee?"
Translation: "Look at that, she acts like she is so nice."

"Chobble nuh nice." "Yuh inna big chobble."
Translation: "Trouble is not nice." "You are in big trouble."

"Mi cyan 'elp yuh wit dat problem."
Translation : "I cannot help you with that problem."

"Mi like yuh cris cyar."
Translation :"I like your new car."

"Yuh did see dat?" "A who dat?"
Translation: "Did you see that?" "Who is that?"

"Dat dawta pretty lakka money." "A fi mi dawta."
Translation: "That daughter is pretty like money." "Is my daughter."

"Mista Brown dawg bite mi."
Translation: "Mr. Brown's dog bit me."

"De bwoy dem teif di bleach outta de wata."
Translation: "The boys stole the bleach out of the water."

"Dem a wan no good bunch."
Translation: "They are a no good bunch."

"Mi did de deh pan Chewsday."
Translation: "I was there on Tuesday."

"Dis cyar a my own."
Translation: "This car is mine."

"Yuh nuh dun yet?"
Translation: "You have not finished yet?"

"A di dutty duppy man dweet."
Translation: "The dirty ghost did it."

"Ef yuh chobble 'im, me a guh bax yuh".
Translation"If you trouble him, I am going to hit you."

"Ello, mi can help yuh wid someting?"
Translation: "Hello, can I help you with something?"

"Di wola dem a me fambly."
Translation: "All of them are my family."

"Yuh tuh fass and facety."
Translation: "You are too inquisitive and fresh."

"Yuh 'ave any flim lef inna de camera?"
Translation: "Do you have any film left in the camera?"

"She a mi bess bess fren."
Translation: "She is my best friend."

"Galang bout yuh business."
Translation: "Go along about your business."

"Gimme wan tall glass a wata please."
Translation: "Give me a tall glass of water please."

"Mass Garden a plant flowas inna de gyarden."
Translation: "Mr. Gordon is planting flowers in the garden."

"Who hav mi watch?"
Translation: "Who has my watch?"

"Mi bak a hat mi."
Translation: "My back is hurting me."

"Is which wan a oonu nyam mi hegg?"
Translation: "Which one of you ate my egg?"

"Im sey yuh fi bring di ting."
Translation: "He or She said you were to bring the thing."

"A wan irie likkle place."
Translation: "It's a very nice place."

"Mi need sum iyl fi fry de fish."
Translation: "I need some oil to fry the fish."

"Mi len out de money an noh mi inna wan jam."
Translation: "I lent out some money and now I am in some trouble."

"Jesum Peeze, a cyan bleve dat mi lose de game."
Translation: "Oh my Gosh or Wow a can't believe I lost that game."

"Is you cawz de accident."
Translation: "You are the one that caused the accident."

"Yu can cyarri dis cow pan yuh chuck?"
Translation: "Can you carry this cow on your truck?"

"An a jus lass nite mi di deh."
Translation: "And it was just last night I was there."

"A lang time mi dey inna dis yah lang line."
Translation: "Its been a long time since I have been in this long line."

"Lawd 'ave mercy pan Miss Percy."
Translation: "Lord have mercy on Miss Percy."

"Lef mi nuh."
Translation: "Leave me alone."

"De bwoy a de biggest liad."
Translation: "The boy is a big liar."

"Im get wan big lick fram de teacha."
Translation: "He got a big hit from the teacher."

"Beg a likkle bokkle ah milk."
Translation: "I asking for a little bottle of milk."

"Mi madda sey yuh fi lef mi."
Translation: "My mother said that you are to leave me alone."

"Ole still, mi si wan big maskitta pan yu foot."
Translation: "Hold still, I see a big mosquito on your foot."

"Im mek up im mind areddy."
Translation: "He made up his mind already."

"Tek de neegle an sew de peeca clawt."
Translation: "Take the needle and sew the piece of cloth."

"De nex time mi will buy."
Translation: "The next time I will buy."

"How yuh nyam summuch?"
Translation: "How do you eat so much?"

"Put de bag unda de seat."
Translation: "Put the bag under the seat."

"Mi ah de ongle one dat did stay till it dun."
Translation: "I was the only one that stayed till it was finished."

"Is dat ooman deh did tek mi money."
Translation: "That is the woman that took my money."

"Ooo goes dere?"
Translation: "Who goes there?"

"Yu ave any callaloo?"
Translation: "Do you have any callaloo?"

"Is Mista Garden pickney dem."
Translation: "It is Mr. Gordon's children."

"Mi wud radda yu nuh chat to mi."
Translation: "I would rather you not talk to me."

"See yu pan Satday."
Translation: "See you on Saturday."

"Put de sinting inna de bag."
Translation: "Put the something in the bag."

"Smaddy tell mi sey yuh did a chat bout mi."
Translation: "Somebody told me you were talking about me."

"Sell mi tree poun a swimps."
Translation: "Sell me three pounds of shrimps."

"Tan deh tink sey im a guh 'elp yu."
Translation: "Stand there thinking he is going to help you."

"Tanks fe de glass a ice wata."
Translation: "Thanks for the glass of ice water."

"Tek yu time an mine it bruk."
Translation: "Take your time, you might break it."

"Mista Brown mi see tree bwoy inna yu mango tree."
Translation:" Mr. Brown I saw three boys up in your mango tree."

"Oonu can cum wid mi."
Translation: "You all can come with me."

"Wattagwan wid John?"
Translation:" What's going on with John?"

"De wata dutty so nuh play inna it."
Translation: "The water is dirty so don't play in it."

"Im jook mi inna mi yeye."
Translation: "He poked me in the eye.me cyar."
Translation: "It's my car."

"Mi a go lef tiday."
Translation: "I am leaving today."

"Im too haad eaize."
Translation: "He/She is too stubborn."

"Axe har de question."
Translation: "Ask her the question."

"Im badda dan dem." "Nuh bodda mi."
Translation: "He is worse than they are." "Don't bother me."

"Bare dog dung inna dat yard."
Translation: "There are only dogs in that yard."

"No bodda bawl im soon cum bak."
Translation: "Don't bother crying he'll soon be back."

"Sell mi wan bokkle a iyl."
Translation: "Sell me a bottle of oil."

"Dat a mi bredda."
Translation: "That is my brother."

"Is who bruk de bokkle a iyl?"
Translation: "Who broke the bottle of oil?"

"Coodeh, yuh see de big bud eena de tree?"
Translation: "Look at the big bird in the tree."

"Bwaay! Mi did tink de test wudda eazy."
Translation: "Boy! I though that test would have been easy.

"The parson sey de marriage cerfitikit soon cum inna de mail."
Translation: "The pastor said that the marriage certificate will be coming soon in the mail."

"Mi love chaklit cake with nuff icenin."
Translation: "I love chocolate cake with plenty of icing."

"Mi a go bak a wuk pan Chewsday."
Translation: "I am going back to work on Tuesday."

"Di chuck want tree new tyres."
Translation: "The truck will need three new tires."

"Cuyah, she gwan lak she nice eee?"
Translation: "Look at that, she acts like she is so nice."

"Chobble nuh nice." "Yuh inna big chobble."
Translation: "Trouble is not nice." "You are in big trouble."

"Mi cyan 'elp yuh wit dat problem."
Translation : "I cannot help you with that problem."

"Mi like yuh cris cyar."
Translation :"I like your new car."

"Yuh did see dat?" "A who dat?"
Translation: "Did you see that?" "Who is that?"

"Dat dawta pretty lakka money." "A fi mi dawta."
Translation: "That daughter is pretty like money." "Is my daughter."

"Mista Brown dawg bite mi."
Translation: "Mr. Brown's dog bit me."

"De bwoy dem teif di bleach outta de wata."
Translation: "The boys stole the bleach out of the water."

"Dem a wan no good bunch."
Translation: "They are a no good bunch."

"Mi did de deh pan Chewsday."
Translation: "I was there on Tuesday."

"Dis cyar a my own."
Translation: "This car is mine."

"Yuh nuh dun yet?"
Translation: "You have not finished yet?"

"A di dutty duppy man dweet."
Translation: "The dirty ghost did it."

"Ef yuh chobble 'im, me a guh bax yuh".
Translation"If you trouble him, I am going to hit you."

"Ello, mi can help yuh wid someting?"
Translation: "Hello, can I help you with something?"

"Di wola dem a me fambly."
Translation: "All of them are my family."

"Yuh tuh fass and facety."
Translation: "You are too inquisitive and fresh."

"Yuh 'ave any flim lef inna de camera?"
Translation: "Do you have any film left in the camera?"

"She a mi bess bess fren."
Translation: "She is my best friend."

"Galang bout yuh business."
Translation: "Go along about your business."

"Gimme wan tall glass a wata please."
Translation: "Give me a tall glass of water please."

"Mass Garden a plant flowas inna de gyarden."
Translation: "Mr. Gordon is planting flowers in the garden."

"Who hav mi watch?"
Translation: "Who has my watch?"

"Mi bak a hat mi."
Translation: "My back is hurting me."

"Is which wan a oonu nyam mi hegg?"
Translation: "Which one of you ate my egg?"

"Im sey yuh fi bring di ting."
Translation: "He or She said you were to bring the thing."

"A wan irie likkle place."
Translation: "It's a very nice place."

"Mi need sum iyl fi fry de fish."
Translation: "I need some oil to fry the fish."

"Mi len out de money an noh mi inna wan jam."
Translation: "I lent out some money and now I am in some trouble."

"Jesum Peeze, a cyan bleve dat mi lose de game."
Translation: "Oh my Gosh or Wow a can't believe I lost that game."

"Is you cawz de accident."
Translation: "You are the one that caused the accident."

"Yu can cyarri dis cow pan yuh chuck?"
Translation: "Can you carry this cow on your truck?"

"An a jus lass nite mi di deh."
Translation: "And it was just last night I was there."

"A lang time mi dey inna dis yah lang line."
Translation: "Its been a long time since I have been in this long line."

"Lawd 'ave mercy pan Miss Percy."
Translation: "Lord have mercy on Miss Percy."

"Lef mi nuh."
Translation: "Leave me alone."

"De bwoy a de biggest liad."
Translation: "The boy is a big liar."

"Im get wan big lick fram de teacha."
Translation: "He got a big hit from the teacher."

"Beg a likkle bokkle ah milk."
Translation: "I asking for a little bottle of milk."

"Mi madda sey yuh fi lef mi."
Translation: "My mother said that you are to leave me alone."

"Ole still, mi si wan big maskitta pan yu foot."
Translation: "Hold still, I see a big mosquito on your foot."

"Im mek up im mind areddy."
Translation: "He made up his mind already."

"Tek de neegle an sew de peeca clawt."
Translation: "Take the needle and sew the piece of cloth."

"De nex time mi will buy."
Translation: "The next time I will buy."

"How yuh nyam summuch?"
Translation: "How do you eat so much?"

"Put de bag unda de seat."
Translation: "Put the bag under the seat."

"Mi ah de ongle one dat did stay till it dun."
Translation: "I was the only one that stayed till it was finished."

"Is dat ooman deh did tek mi money."
Translation: "That is the woman that took my money."

"Ooo goes dere?"
Translation: "Who goes there?"

"Yu ave any callaloo?"
Translation: "Do you have any callaloo?"

"Is Mista Garden pickney dem."
Translation: "It is Mr. Gordon's children."

"Mi wud radda yu nuh chat to mi."
Translation: "I would rather you not talk to me."

"See yu pan Satday."
Translation: "See you on Saturday."

"Put de sinting inna de bag."
Translation: "Put the something in the bag."

"Smaddy tell mi sey yuh did a chat bout mi."
Translation: "Somebody told me you were talking about me."

"Sell mi tree poun a swimps."
Translation: "Sell me three pounds of shrimps."

"Tan deh tink sey im a guh 'elp yu."
Translation: "Stand there thinking he is going to help you."

"Tanks fe de glass a ice wata."
Translation: "Thanks for the glass of ice water."

"Tek yu time an mine it bruk."
Translation: "Take your time, you might break it."

"Mista Brown mi see tree bwoy inna yu mango tree."
Translation:" Mr. Brown I saw three boys up in your mango tree."

"Oonu can cum wid mi."
Translation: "You all can come with me."

"Wattagwan wid John?"
Translation:" What's going on with John?"

"De wata dutty so nuh play inna it."
Translation: "The water is dirty so don't play in it."

"Im jook mi inna mi yeye."
Translation: "He poked me in the eye."

-- Edited by "STAINLESS" at 23:50, 2007-01-29

__________________
****************Bavarian WiseWords*****************
Lesson1
Put Jesus Christ first!!


Lesson2
Success comes not from just what you know but who you know.
ghettoyute
MZ Teacha
Status: Offline
Posts: 735
Date:
Permalink  
Easy nuh...it well comprehensive...

__________________
Sankarin

Status: Offline
Posts: 2
Date:
Permalink  
Great stuff..
Is there any kind of gramatical rules I should know about patois?

__________________
Sankarin
ssugarlipss (Administrator)
MZ Super Diplomat
Status: Offline
Posts: 7701
Date:
Permalink  
Woooiy dat cover nearly everytin.... nice post... ( Hi ghetto) Lol

__________________
lee

Status: Offline
Posts: 3
Date:
Permalink  
Sankarin wrote:

Great stuff..
Is there any kind of gramatical rules I should know about patois?

No you can mixit up ,no rules,jus chat patwa anyhow uzimmi



__________________
djheatwave
The Leeching Type
Status: Offline
Posts: 32
Date:
Permalink  
lol @ are there ay gramatical rules

__________________
K_SEXY
Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 506
Date:
Permalink  
lmao@ heatwave,well its all made up so, you talk and spell how you think it should be , lol

__________________
ghettoyute
MZ Teacha
Status: Offline
Posts: 735
Date:
Permalink  
Yep...dats the freedom of patois...spell it how it soun

__________________
skroprod
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1736
Date:
Permalink  
thanks fi dem


by di frenchi

__________________
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3285075731_86c0bf3f70_o.jpg
Mellow_Moods
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1285
Date:
Permalink  
cool

__________________
If education is expensive..try ignorance
jrbrown
Breaking Out Type
Status: Offline
Posts: 425
Date:
Permalink  
bless

__________________

SELECTA FROM OUTTA TEL AVIV ISRAEL

http://www.mixcloud.com/djjrbrown/

BLESS

BREEDA™
MZ Life Time Super Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 11559
Date:
Permalink  
cool

__________________
PAPSROMEO
mz silent river
Status: Offline
Posts: 3284
Date:
Permalink  
patois story time

__________________

GO
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
 
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us