THIS BLOND DECIDES ONE DAY THAT SHE IS SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE
BLOND JOKES AND HOW ALL BLONDS ARE PERCEIVED AS STUPID.
SHE DECIDES TO SHOW HER HUSBAND THAT BLONDS ARE REALLY SMART.
WHILE HER HUSBAND IS AT WORK SHE DECIDES SHE WILL PAINT  A FEW ROOMS IN THE HOUSE,
THE NEXT DAY AS SOON AS HER HUSBAND LEAVES FOR WORK SHE GETS STARTED.

HER HUSBAND ARRIVES AT 5.30 AND SMELLS THE DISTINCTIVE SMELL OF PAINT.
HE WALKS TO THE LIVING ROOM AND FINDS HIS WIFE    ON THE FLOOR IN A POOL OF SWEAT.
HE NOTICES THAT SHE IS WEARING A SKI  JACKET AND HER FUR COAT AT THE SAME TIME.
HE GOES OVER AND ASKS IF SHE IS OK. SHE REPLIES YES I AM..
HE ASKS WHAT SHE IS DOING AND SHE REPLIES SHE WANTED TO PROVE TO HIM THAT ALL

BLONDS ARE NOT STUPID AND DUMB AND DOING  SO BY PAINTING PART OF THE HOUSE.
HE GOES ON TO ASK HER WHY SHE HAD A SKI JACKET AND FUR COAT ON..AT THE SAME TIME..
SHE REPLIES;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

I AM FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS ON PAINT CONTAINER...
THEY SAID  TO ACHIEVE BETTER RESULTS;;;PUT ON TWO COATS