MAN HAVE HIM THIRD LEG A WIGGLE, NUH JOKE THING, NUH GIGGLE
A NUH SEH HIM A PLAY WID HAR STINGS LIKE FIDDLE, BUT NUH MAN NUH FI RUB HIM HAND MIGGLE

IS NOT A GAME, PUZZLE OR RIDDLE....NUH BEAT MEAT LIKE ROCKY AND GET JIGGY
NUH PULL PON YUH SELF AND TWIGGY, NUH PRESSURE YUH PALMS FI BEAT YUH SPRIGGY

OH REALLY? U MEAN FI TELL MI SEH U NEVER ACT SO SILLY
MARK WATSON, TELL DEM SEH REAL MAN NUH PUMP DEM WILLY

LIFE LOOK HORRIBLE, LOOK LIKE WE FALL IN TIMES
MAN BUY HIM SELF CHOCOLATE AND PUMP HIM HOOD PON VALENTINES

SOME MAN NUH WAAH NUH GYAL...DEM HEART COLD LIKE WHEN U CLOSE FRIDGE
DEM PREFER BEAT DEM TALLWACKER TILL IT RED LIKE RUDOLPH THE REINDEER NOSE BRIDGE

MAN A PLAY WID DEM FLESH FLUTE OR DEM A WAX DUNG DEM SKIN BOX
NOW HIM OIL PACK UP LIKE GROCERY INNA MISS CHIN SHOPS

DEM WOMAN WUDDA TUN BACK VIRGIN AND GET ALL DEM EGGS LOSTED
SOME MAN RATHER STRIKE DEM SELF TILL DEM BUDDY GET EXHAUSTED

A NUH ALL A WE BLESS FI HAVE EXTRA SIZE, BUT NUH DO NUH TESTICLE EXERCISE
DEM PERFORMANCE SHORT LIKE BALL GAME 6 A SIDE, SO DEM PUT SEX ASIDE

THIS POEM IS NOT FOR THE WASTE MEN DEM...IT A CALL OUT AL BUMS
REAL MAN BEAT UP PUM PUM MEK HAR WOMB DROP NOW LIKE LADY SAW ALBUMS

RUB HAR NIPPLE DEM LIKE A BLACKBERRY JOYSTICK..CMON JUST BE A GOOD YUTE
MORE FI DI GYAL DEM...LESS TO YUH SELF...STOP PRESSURE UH HOOD ROOT