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A JAMAICAN HUSBAND

A young wife who was becoming fed up with her husband constant demands for sex decides to make a schedule for him to cut down on the amount of times they were having sex.
She wrote on a piece of paper:
"Honey you know I love you , but this daily sex is leaving me drained and really tired.
So I propose that we only have sex on the days that begins with T to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking".
On her way to work she uses a magnet and sticks the note on the refrigerator.
Upon returning home she notices her note gone and replaced with one from her husband.
"Baby I didnt realize that you were under so much pressure, I accept your proposal and have taken the extra steps to listing the days that begin with the letter T to make sure we are on the same page:
(1) Tuesday
(2) Thursday
(3) Today
(4) Tonight
(5) Tomorrow


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interesting,

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