Ragga wats up? Big-up to Pretty Bwoy Floyd, im do a good job last week but mi glad you come back for Floyd couldn't hangle dis yah mix-up lik you. Ragga wi have some real nasty dutty people inna dah country yah you know. Imagine sey - one gal a Mandeville de wid dis married man fram Ochie and inna Christmas di man carry di gal go a im married yard go spen Christmas wid im wife and pickney dem and tell di wife sey a good friend. Ragga de whole a dem all a go a Dunns River and di wife siddung pon beach while de man and de gal deh pon falls. When dem wan sort out dem tell di wife seh dem a go inna de town and all now she noh know wat a gwaan and di man invite har back and she wid har brite self a plan if go back down deh go again. A wan di wife fin out and bus har arse dung deh you si Ragga.
Next ting now........... dis yah breddren inna Mandeville now Ragga, stone up fi go saart-out one gal. Ragga inna di mikle a di saart-out she haffi rush im to haspital, is paay *la*hd im a bled fram you know where. Ragga dem haffi ship im strait to town fi immediate aparation - de tring pap. Ragga mi know know a wha, if a bite de gal bite it or a pap di tring really pap but de idiat tell im bredren dem sey a drap im drap and get di damage. Ragga hear me fren when mi tell tell har - im mussi drap standin up. An Ragga im girl fren whey im claim sey a de one an only a run up and dung a play nurse and noh know all noh sey a sumaddy else did a get di saart out whey cause de tring-papping. Ragga mi all have one bad mind co-worker dung yah whey noh stap cuss sey every day mi git up a listen dah bwaydeh show if mi noh have nuttin fi do .........mi haffi bless i up fi lef affa mi and you y noh Ragga but mi nah wile im, mi a gi im time for a soh dem bad mind. Ragga...... till next time............. a soh dem dweet dung yah
A so dem a go hard a Mandeville? Da man deh definitely naah bun wid respek, an di matey brighter dan morning star. If di wife find out an pap up di matey backside yuh couldn't fault har. As fi di bredda weh look like him use too much stone...bway, mi don't even know wha fi say....cause mi a no docta fi know exactlt wha cause di damage. But if fi him woman go find out say a bun im did a bun har wen im instrument get damage, den im might really lose it when she chop it off. But it look like mi haffi go start hang out a Mandeville jus fi get demy a propa-propa mix up ya. To di werrll!!