SMADDY EMAIL MI LAST WEEK A ASK BOUT THIS CHICK BUT DI EMAIL WAS FOLLOWED  BY THIS STORYfrom another party)

DING DONG: WHA GWAAN MY GIRL, HOW DI TING SET MI LIKE HOW U LOOK ENO
GIRL : TUNKS MI LIKE U TO AND TING WHEN MI CAN SEE U AGEN
DING DONG: U KNOW MI DEH ALL BOUT MI A GO HOT MONDAYS  WE CAN MEET UP
GIRL: U SURE, SO WHAPPEN TO U OOMAN
DING DONG: MI NAVE NO OOMAN RIGHT NOW ENO
(back ground ping pang ping pidim... woman curses..:' whey di bl**dclot$%^&*().. unmentioables spoken)
GIRL: DING IS WHO DAT? (hello hello hello)
(background, a five years we deh and u sidung pan phone a chat to ooman and u know mi deh yah...)
GIRL: HELLO HELLOO
DING DONG: ___________________________________
(woman in the background proceeds to c**t ding dong with object.... line goes dead)
YES PEOPLE SHE A DI WIFE!


''SUM GAL NEED TO LOOK AND PU**YCLATT LEARN....THATS HOW U SHOULD LOOK WHEN U SEH U A HOT GAL'' (wifey's words)