Do you have a sex tape? Is your lover pressing you to record sexual acts that would make Madonna blush? Are you in constant fear of video of yourself doing the horizontal super man dance popping up in your mamas inbox? Well here are 5 things you need to think about before making a sex tape.

The celebrity sex tape can kill or make your career, but a sex tape in general can kill your career if your boss stumbles across it while using the google. Not to mention if this sex tape starts to get passed around the office like the common cold. Yet so many people still make sex tapes that end up on the internet exposing them to the world. Luckily since youre not Kim Kardashian most sex tape never make it to the masses with only a handful of people seeing it most of those people who youll never see in real life. So before you press record and open your legs ask yourself the following questions.

1. Do you plan to run for public office?

• If you plan on being president, mayor or holding any other public office you need to stay off video tape. The last thing you want to derail your campaign is a video of you doing things that Jayla Star and Jenna Jameson do for a living. Unless you live in California, then it might be okay.

2. Do you plan on having web savvy children?

• Imagine if your child got bored and started to google the names of his family and friends Wow mom is flexible One of the many horrors of sex is getting caught by your kids, the last thing you want is to be snitched via macbook pro.

3. Did you he ever sleep with Kat Stacks?

• Do I really need to write a description. Who wants a sex tape floating around with the towns loose goose?

4. Is your partner mature enough to trust?

• A lot of sex tapes are released either two ways, someone loses a sex tape or a jealous lovers shows it to the world. You have to ask yourself is your partner mature enough to not get mad and show it to the world if the two of you have an argument. Also are they responsible enough not to lose it. If theyre constantly losing their phone, misplacing keys and other random objects you might not want to trust them with the video of you in a compromising position.

5. Is your brand strong enough to become rich from a sex tape?

• Think about stars who have build an entire business brand based off of a sex tape. Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. Their sex tapes generated million of dollars for them, but it is because their business minds are incredibly well developed. You have to be able to capitalize off of a sex tape or else you might as well never make one.

6. Would anyone even want to watch your sex tape.

• Do people care about you enough to sit down and watch you have sex? If the answer is no, you might want to think twice, or even three times.