Slovenia, 2010

At least now we know what Charlie Brown would look like if he qualified for the World Cup.

Spain, 1994

It wasn't enough they put that ugly design down the right side of the shirt, they had to do it on the left side of the shorts too? Que lastima!

Italy, 2010

This is so close to being a nice, classic Italian kit. Then they went and put what looks like a huge monster's face in light print on the front. Sometimes you just gotta leave well enough alone.

Mexico, 1998

Honoring your heritage does NOT mean freaking everyone out with a face in the middle of your kit.

Germany, 1994

That neck/collar/shoulder pattern made the Germans look like birds of flight.

Cameroon, 2002

Sleeveless. OK, now someone's tried it -- and the theory that it would look terrible has been proven beyond all doubt. Thanks for being the guinea pigs, Cameroon.

U.S., 1994

Thomas Dooley couldn't bare to look at his own uniform. Can you blame him?

Scotland, 1986

You're asking the same question we all are: is that a fanny pack or a weightlifting belt?

Jorge Campos, 1994

OK, this isn't a team. This is just one guy. The 'keeper for Mexico. But come on! How do you NOT make him No. 1?