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LaDy J

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Date: 17:52 05/15 2010

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Many of us 'Old Folks' (over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves.

Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Mini skirts and varicose veins

And, Most
importantly

At some point you have to give up

the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts

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Date: 00:25 05/16 2010

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