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DJ GLAMAROUS_RUE
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Miss Melba

A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him and whacks him with a frying pan. "Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts "Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a gyal name pon it, "Miss Melba" says his wife. "Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and Miss Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race," he protests. Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and "wack!"- one b!$%h lick inna 'im head - with the back of the dutch-pot. "Ooowww," he shouts. "Wha' dat for now?""Yu horse deh pan di phone"!

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DAT FI REACH YO LIEING RAZZlmao

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DWL.......LOLZ

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lol......1 YA mad...NUH RAAAAA

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lmao2figghbox miss melba yeehaw

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