SOME TINGS A BOTHER MI AN I NEED TO GET THEM OFF MI CHEST......

WAH MECK some gyal nuh teck care a dem pickney?

See a gyal a walk dung di road inna di hottest hair style, Louis Vitton purse, hottest outfit and nails an yet still har pickney face full a nose naught, har coat dutty nuh raas an it obvious seh har hair hasn't been combed in dayz

WAH MECK mi carry mi car go mechanic wid a full tank last wk an get it back empty? A whey £50 petrol gone?

WAH MECK J'CAN Govt demolish di poor ooman house a Westmoreland 'by accident' an all now nuh rehouse she an har pickney dem ????

WAH MECK When ppl c mi pon di road dem nuh stop stare pon mi?

A go pon a underground train today fi go pick up mi car an one ole foot batta face ooman siddung cross from mi an a stare inna mi face fi di whole a di raas train ride. MUMMA U A DYKE??? MI HAVE ON U CLOTHES? OR MI A TECK U MAN? A WHAAAAAA????

WAH MECK when mi a cum out a di train station me c two a di strangest sights?

1. A mampy a go dung di escalator deck out inna pink all ova... Pink hair, eyelash, lipstick, fingernail an outfit an beside har is who i'm assuming is har man deck out inna full pink too ! An if she neva so dark she woulda probably carry it off

2. A pretty lookin bredda a sport a Prada handbag! Seriously dude had the handbag on his shoulder like a female ! fi dat !

WAH MECK some much ooman wid pram hitch up outside a Brixton Prison 2day?

A so much baby father deh a prison? Who a help mind dem pickney deh???

WAH MECK so much black ppl line up outside a Jobcentre (welfare office) a mawnin time?
A so much a wi ppl dem ova ya a collect dole?

WAH MECK when u a drive an u gi smaddy bly when u DON'T HAVE 2 them nuh say thks?
P***yhole u couldn't even fling up di hazard light dem by way of saying tanks? If mi neva love mi car mi ram it up inna fi u !

WAH MECK english minimum wage a £5.80?
Wah di raas ppl can do wid dat? After di dutty tax man teck fi him cut ppl nuh left wid nuttin ! GOVT UNU A LUUUUUU

WAH MECK all a di mad ppl dem inna Englan black?
A wah? Di white one dem get hide off caa unu shame?

WAH MECK di man nxt door haffi sleep outa door pon him balcony last nite an a fi him house?
If a mi da ooman deh haffi find some whey go u nuh an she nah no pickney fi u? Eidat dat kmt

WAH MECK everybaddy a walk roun wid belly an mi nah none?
Puppa wha u a deal wid? Breed mi nuh !

WAH MECK some bwoi deh pon zone a flex like internet police an keyboard badman?
Unu nah nuttin fi do? U nah nuh ooman? Wah meck u nuh go MODERATE u hood inna  a gyal pum pum an low wi?

WAH MECK so much wicked an bad minded ppl deh bout?
Nuh smile wid mi when u c mi a pass caa mi is a gyal whey wi press gas an run over u c***t

WAH MECK the ounce wah mi get yesiday almost dun aready?
CAA MONEY HAFFI BL**DC***T MECK !