1.COUPLES-DONT COPY AND PASTE PICTURES TOGETHER OF YOU AND YOUR DISTANT LOVER, WHO U NEVER MET B4...............THATS LUUUUU
2.LADIES, DONT STEAL BATTERIES OUT UR KIDS TOYS AND PUT IN UR DILDO...........AND THEN WHEN THE KID WANTS BATTERIES.....U CUSS HIM BOUT CONSERVING BATTERIES.........
3.MEN, PERFORMING A QUICKIE MASTURBATION AND PULL UR HOOD ROOT, NOW U CANT HAVE KIDS AND U HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION
4. LADIES,DONT USE PPL'S ROLL ON AS A SEXUAL TOY, I DONT WANT TO WEAR A ROLL ON AND MY ARMPITS SMELL LIKE PU55Y
5. MEN WHO USE THEIR GIRLFRIEND'S THONG AS A DENTAL FLOSS(EWWWW)--NOW U HAVE GINGIVITIS
6.MEN ON THE VALENTINES NIGHT OF LOVE MAKING............DONT GUH DRINK PEANUT PUNCH AND BABA ROOTS AND ALL OTHER RELATIVES...............U MAY BE LACTOSE INTOLERANT............AND U GET THE SHYTTY END A DI BARGAIN
6.MEN ON THE VALENTINES NIGHT OF LOVE MAKING............DONT GUH DRINK PEANUT PUNCH AND BABA ROOTS AND ALL OTHER RELATIVES...............U MAY BE LACTOSE INTOLERANT............AND U GET THE SHYTTY END A DI BARGAIN