Wife - would you like to have
some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the
dress.
Husband - Bad command or file
name.
Wife - but I told you about it in
morning
Husband - erroneous syntax,
abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Oh my god! forget it.
Where's your salary?.
Husband - file in use, read only,
try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your
credit card, I can do some
shopping.
Husband - sharing violation,
access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in
marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you
in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press
ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation
between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with
write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your
life?
Husband - unknown virus
detected.
Wife - do you love me or your
computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad?s
house.
Husband - program performed
illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and
log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to
you.
Husband - shut down the
computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn
off your computer.
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