A chicken farmer went to a local bar....Sat next to a woman and ordered aglass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, 'Howabout that?I just ordered a glass ofchampagne, too!''What a coincidence' the farmersays..'This is a special day for me....I am celebrating''This is a special day for me too,I am also celebrating!' says thewoman.'What a coincidence!' says thefarmer!As they clinked glasses the manasked, What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been tryingto have a child and today my gynaecologist told methat I am pregnant!''What a coincidence,' says the man.
'I'm a chicken Farmer and for years all of my henswere infertile,But today they are all laying fertilized eggs.''That's great!' says the woman.'How did your chickens becomefertile?'
'I used a different ****,' he replied.The woman smiled and said,
'What a coincidence.'
IF A SO THEN A SO........