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The Indian wit One Testicle

The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle

and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that

name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally

cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone

again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called

him that any more.

Then one day a young woman namedBlue Bird

forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He

jumped up, g rabbed her and took her deep into

the forest where he made love to her all day and

all night. He made love to her all the next day,

untilBlue Birddied from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what

he promised he would do. Years went by and no

one dared call him by his given name until A woman

namedYellow Birdreturned to the village after being


away.Yellow Bird, who wasBlueBird'scousin, was

overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him

and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

then he made love to her all day, made love to her all

night, made love to her all the next day, made love to

her all the next night, butYellowBirdwouldn't die!

Why ???

OH, come on... take a guess !!!

Think about it !!!

You're going to love this !!!

Everyone knows...

You can't killTwo Birds

withOneStone!!!




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There once was an man  who had only one testicle

and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that

name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
 
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone

again I will kill them!'

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird

forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He

jumped up, g rabbed her and took her deep into

the forest where he made love to her all day and

all night. until Blue Bird died from exhaustion

the word got around bout what onestone done & the next day blue bird cousin

yellowbird con-fronted onestone & said onestone y u killed my cousin & where is her

body 

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

then he made love to her all day, made love to her all

night, made love to her all the next day, made love to

her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die

he was confused & wonder y she never die & 
 
yellowbird said went a sweet voice  u cant kill two bird with one-stone

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