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Topic: HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX LMAOOOO

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Dj Tweety

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Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys
his age rather
curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out'
from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and
how it was done.
One day he took his question to his mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of explaining
things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
curtains one night and watch his older sister and
her boyfriend.
This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
EVERYTHING to his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,
then he turned off most of the lights. Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must
be getting sick, because her face started looking
funny.
He must have thought so too, because he put his hand
inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way
the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding
her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because
pretty soon both of them started panting and getting
all out of breath.
His other hand must have been cold because he put it
under her skirt.
About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and
sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end
of the couch. This was when her fever started. I
knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making them so
sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood
there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he
grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got
big, and her mouth fell open, and she started
calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell
her about the ones down at the lake by our house!
Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by
biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it
with both hands and held it tight while he took a
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the
eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a
scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of
the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend
almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill
the eel by squashing it between them.
After a while they both quit moving and gave a great
sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they
killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there,
limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the
battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the
eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started
to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute
struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was
dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush it down the toilet.

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