A, fat, loud, unattractive, hardfaced woman approaches a department store with her 2 kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them. The door greater says "Good morning & welcome, nice kids are they twins?" The fat ugly woman replies "Do the f**king look like twin you stupid cunt?" The door greeters replies back "Absolutely not, I just can't believe someone would want to f**k you twice!"