Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories.

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f**k".  Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings   "How the f**k are ya?"

Fraud       "I got f**ked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, f**k it!"

Trouble     "I guess I'm f**ked now."

Aggression  "f**k YOU!"

Disgust     "f**k me."

Confusion   "What the f**k.......?"

Difficulty  "I don't understand this f**king business!"

Despair     "f**ked again..."

Pleasure    "I f**king couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the f**k is going on here?"

Lost        "Where the f**k are we."

Disbelief   "UNf**kING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your f**king ass!"

Denial      "I didn't f**king do it."

Perplexity  "I know f**k all about it."

Apathy      "Who really gives a f**k, anyhow?"

Greetings   "How the f**k are ya?"

Suspicion   "Who the f**k are you?"

Panic       "Let's get the f**k out of here."

Directions  "f**k off."

Disbelief   "How the f**k did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a f**king asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five f**king thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this f**king job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother f**ker."

It can be political- "f**k Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the f**k was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the f**k is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real f**king gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna f**king find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to f**king roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the f**king woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What f**king map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any f**king idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so f**king look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the f**k did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the f**king ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"f**k a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its f**king there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna f**king rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered f**king showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy