Top ten reasons to tell if you were caught sleeping. 10. They told me at the *lo** bank that this might happen.9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercies to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!3. The coffee machine is broken.2. Someone must have put the decaf in the wrong pot.1. Amen.