What do Tony Blair and Peter Stringfellow have in common?
They both love bush.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs, playing the piano?
Clever Dick.

Whats pink and hard first thing in the morning?
The Financial Times Crossword.

A woman went in to a chemist and asked if they sold extra large condoms. Yes we do. Would you like to buy some? replied the shop assistant. No, but do you mind if I wait till somebody does?

News flash just in A man flashed at three old ladies sitting on a bench on Clapham common two had a stroke but the other couldnt reach.