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mrs kalongi
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TAXING THE PENIS LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY FOR THOSE CARRYING BIG PACKAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only thing that the Inland Revenue has not taxed yet is the male penis. 

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off,1% of the time it is in a hole.  On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! 
 
HOWEVER, effective June 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows: 
 

10" - 12"

Luxury Tax

£ 300.00

8" - 10"

Pole Tax

£ 250.00

5" - 8"

Privilege Tax

£ 150.00

3" - 5"

Nuisance Tax

£ 30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone under  3" is eligible for a tax refund.



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lollollollollollollollollolAnyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund.



WATCH N LOOK A BARE SMALL HOOD A RUN EEN CUM PREE


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lol short ppl always find dem ting ya enuh lolwhis

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my point exactly see d fuss 1 shub out deh above.gif

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LOL LOL LOL maaad mi a get pole tax

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look like mi haffi goh save up a money cause mi agoh get a hefty fine

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lol lol

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lol BABY YUH NUH EASY EEH NUH

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Western Alliance wrote:

look like mi haffi goh save up a money cause mi agoh get a hefty fine



 u mean tax refund lmaolmao



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my point exactly see d fuss 1 shub out deh above.gif


lol un a ez a ra** enuhlol

 



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lmaolmao

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lmaomad

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ppt weh u say nuff a dem a get nuisance tax n tax refund lmao

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hmm

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BABY wrote:

ppt weh u say nuff a dem a get nuisance tax n tax refund lmao




CAN I TELL U!lol baby weh di poosy one deh..big hole small hole medium hole..tight hole tightess hole tighter holelmao



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hmm



whe u a get tax fah scupz?



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BABY wrote:

ppt weh u say nuff a dem a get nuisance tax n tax refund lmao




CAN I TELL U!lol baby weh di poosy one deh..big hole small hole medium hole..tight hole tightess hole tighter holelmao



 lmao:lmoa: mi need fi find 1 yuh nuh



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yea, whe d odda tax deh?

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