Italian grandma's advice to granddaughter!

  A young Italian girl was going on a date.

  Her Nonna said: 'Sit ta here ana letame tella you about

  this-a younga boy.

  He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna like-a dat,

  but no let him-a do dat.

  He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna like-a dat

too,

  but no let him-a do dat eeda.

  But mosta important, he's agonna try ana

  lay on topa you, you are agonna really like-a dat, but

  no a let-a him do dat for sure. Doing thata willa disgraza

  our family.

  With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her

  date..

  The next day she told grandma that her date went just like

  she had predicted: 'And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace

  our family as you said. When he tried to lay on top of me,

  I just rolled him over, got on top of him, and disgraced

  HIS family!'

  Nonna fainted!!