For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His fathersaid, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is$280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can affordit.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' LittleJoseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard youtelling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here bymyself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!