A man has been arrested in Washington state for standing over an air conditioner intake using his genitals as a puppet.
Police were called by residents of an apartment complex in Federal Way, Washington, after they saw the man standing above the air intake wearing only an unbuttoned shirt.
According to the police report, he 'was apparently manipulating' his penis using a piece of string, 'like a puppet.'
Authorities say the man, identified as 44-year-old Timothy Wayne Martin, was arrested at the scene, with the string still attached to his penis. He was also found to be in possession of a small amount of methamphetamine and a porn magazine.
He now faces a felony charge of indecent exposure, for which he has two prior convictions.
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