The c**k

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and
ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and
discovered that the c**k was missing.

He knew about c**k fights in the village, so he questioned
his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody
got a c**k?'
All the men stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn ' t what I
meant. Has anybody seen a c**k?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn ' t what I
meant. Has anybody seen a c**k
that doesn ' t belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn ' t what I
meant. Has anybody seen MY c**k?'

Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.