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PrincessLeah
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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautďed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f**king think so.

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LOL... wow

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lol its a pity

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dat wild

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I don't f**king think so.... lmao my type of Princess!!!!

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ha ha ha

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him shoulda choke har

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gud 1 lol

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lol

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Nasty princess dat she soon all eat between d "Frog legs"

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