A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young Jamaican
husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him,
to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for
the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on
a piece of paper:

"Honey, you know I love you, but your never
ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I
propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T',
to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at
me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my
request is too demanding of you."

On her way out the door, she
used a refrigerator magnet and stuck the note to the fridge door,
hoping that her sex craved husband would be understanding and accepting
of her proposal when he read it.

Upon returning home, she
glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has-been replaced
with a note from her husband that reads:

"Baby, I didn't realize
that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept
your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the
bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make
sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TONIGHT
5. TOMORROW
6. TATURDAY
7. TUNDAY
8. Every Tucking Day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. I love you too, and it's still TODAY, I'm waiting for you upstairs."