Recently,
 
this Jamaican in  New York  won the 10
 million lottery for a one 
dollar bet.  As soon as the Lottery office opened on
 the following day, he 
was there to collect his winnings.    
 
Graciously,he presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best
English uttered his 
request,  'Mi cum fi callek di 10 millian
dallar weh mi win.  Si mi ticket yah'. 
After checking the 
ticket and reviewing it with his manager, the clerk
 returned and enquired 
how he would like his payments. 
The Jamaican replied  'Ow yuh mean?  Mi waan all a di money now'. 
    
'Unfortunately,Sir'   the clerk responded,  'the rules are
 that we can only give you 
one million dollars now and the balance paid out over the
next 20 years'.  
Furious and agitated, the Jamaican demanded to see the manager, who 
re-iterated,  'Sir, my assistan t is correct, it is the company's 
policy that we initially pay you one million dollars now, with the balance 
paid to you in equal installments over the next 20  years'. 
 
Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk and shouted in anger, 'Oonu look like oonu waan tek man fi heediat.   Mi seh mi waan all a di money now! or oonu betta gi me back me dalla!!'