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REAL 911 CALLS

BELIEVE it or not,
These are REAL 911 Calls!



Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller:
I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher:
Do you havean address?
Caller:
No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller
:
Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher
:
Excuse me?
Caller
:
I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher
:
Was anything else taken?
Caller
:
No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher:
This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-o ne
Dispatcher:
Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher:9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
 apart< BR>Dispatcher:Is this her first child?
Caller:
No, you idiot! This is her husband!
 
And the winner
is..........Dispatcher:9-1-1
Caller:
Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...
.I think I'm going to pass out.Dispatcher:Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller:
I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: !
Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:
No
Dispatcher:
What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:
Running from the Police.



      
 


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