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MZ Teacha
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Night Out. lol

A Man is out drinking with his buddies one night and suddenly realizes he has
stayed out too late and is in for trouble when he gets home.
'No problem' says his friend, 'Do what I do to my wife. Sneak into the
bedroom, crawl up under the blanket between her legs and do a little oral
sex! She'll forget all about being mad and fall right asleep.'

So the guy gets home to a dark, quiet house. He creeps in as quietly as he
can and tiptoes into his bedroom.

Following his friend's advice, he proceeds under the blanket and does the
deed to gentle moaning and finally, soft snoring.

Quite pleased with himself, he heads to the bathroom to change his clothes,
when he is startled by the sight of his wife sitting on the commode.

'Shhhhhhh................,' she says, 'Mother's in town.'


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lol. lue

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nonononoblehblehlollollol that y u dont *u*k P**y

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Selecta Illmatic wrote:

nonononoblehblehlollollol that y u dont *u*k P**y



lmao b*m*oclaaaaat

yow selecta same way if him did use him buddy lol

 



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