Jamaican and his donkey > > This man from the Jamaican country had lost his house and all his crops > after a hurricane. He had nothing left but his donkey. After days of being > miserable, and not being able to find a job, he took his donkey into the > city and put up a sign that read 'Betting $10.00 that this donkey could > answer any question yuh ask.' > > One man come up saying: 'No way that ass could tell me how much numbers in > a phone number?' The owner said 'Tell him ass?' The donkey stomp on the > ground seven times, the man paid and walked away shocked. Ah next man > come up and say 'Tell me how much players make up a football side?' The > donkey stomp the ground eleven times.' The man paid up. By now, news > spread like wild fire and nuff people gather around to see this smart ass. > > > This woman come out of the crowd, walk up to the owner and said 'You is ah > fraud and ah bet $100.00 he cyan tell me meh age.' The donkey step back, > leh go a loud fart and stomp he foot two times. The woman faint. After > some smelling salts and water, she revive and point at de donkey and say, > 'He know ah was farty-two'.