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MZ Teacha
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Monkey & the Lizard

think it kinda lame but here goes...yawn

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, 'Wha gwaan?'

The monkey says, 'Yu wan some?.' So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, 'What's the matter with you?'

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking a spliff with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to fall intothe river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and walks off, where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on hisjoint.

He looks up and says 'Hey you!'
The Monkey looks down and says, 'A wah de *lo**claat dis?!.......A how much water you drink?!!



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lol it's aightttttt lol monkey a get high too

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lmao dat siccckkkk!!!!lmao

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