To: Jamaicans Everywhere

A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought

it

back, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is

completely

automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and

you

will hear exactly that!"

She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the

radio and said "Nelson."

The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"

Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road

again." The lady was astounded.

If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King

Cole,

she got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, as her light turned green and she pulled

out.

Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports

utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a

head-on collision.

"ASSHOLE," she shouted. And, from the radio.... "Ladies and gentlemen,

the

Prime Minister of Jamaica"