an old couple is celebrating their golden wedding at the same hotel they had their wedding party 50 years ago. late at night they´re both sitting on the bed in the same suite they spent their wedding night. the man says:"do you remember how i cut my finger and let some *lo** drop onto the bed so that they believed you were still a virgin?"
the woman looks at him and replies:"Now do you expect me to gob onto the sheets so that they believe you still can?"