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Job at the FBI LOL

Job at the FBI



The FBI had an opening for an assassin
.

After all the background checks, interviews

and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

two men and a woman.



For the final test, the FBI agents took one of


the men to a large metal door and handed


him a gun.



'We must know that you will follow your


Instructions no matter what the circumstances.



Inside the room you will find your wife sitting


in a chair .. . . kill her!!'



The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could


never shoot my wife.'



The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man


for this job. Take your wife and go home.'



The second man was given the same instructions.


He took the gun and went into the room. All was


quiet for about 5 minutes.



The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,


but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't


have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'



Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the


same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the


gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one


after another.  They heard screaming, crashing,


banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was


quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the


woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.  



'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.  'I had to


beat him to death with the  damn chair.'



MORAL:



Women are crazy. Don't mess with them



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already posted but still funny biggrin

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them >> Men are also crazy .Doh mess wid demwink

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lollollol

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